If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Mary Bronstein

2025, 1h54m, A24, English
Fri Dec 5, 2025
Sun Dec 7, 2025
Mon Dec 8, 2025
Fri Dec 12, 2025
Sat Dec 13, 2025
Sun Dec 14, 2025
Mon Dec 15, 2025

With her life spiraling out of control, Linda (Rose Byrne) — a working therapist and mother — attempts to manage a cascade of mounting crises. Her young daughter develops a mysterious illness, her husband grows increasingly absent, and the household begins to unravel under the strain.

When severe water damage forces them out of their home, Linda and her daughter move into a rundown motel. There, she crosses paths with the motel superintendent (A$AP Rocky) as her grip on stability, identity, and reality begins to slip. What follows is a darkly comedic and unsettling descent into anxiety, caretaking, and the delicate boundary between emotional resilience and complete collapse.